Alex the snitcher

April 13, 2026 at 3:11:16 AM

Hey guys, Funtime3Freddy3 here! And today I have another storytime for you guys. It was 2015 or 2016 and I was 12 or 13 (I'm 22, almost 23 now). I was in 6 or 7 grade, it was a nice and beautiful autumn and Monday. Mondays at that time we had Chemistry class the 5th hour and then the Biology class. In the recess between those 2 classes, 2 classmates Alex and Kevin started chasing each other around the classroom like it was a life or death situation, while Alex was yelling 'Lia!'. For a little bit of backstory, the reason why Alex's brain cells decided to yell 'Lia!' like it was a very good verse or creation while being chased by Kevin, was because Kevin, a 16 yo dude who repeated the 5 or 6 class 4 times, one time joked around Lexi Johnson (a fake last name) (we had 2 Lexi in the class at the time) and Alex started using this as a way to joke like he's in love with her, while him didn't wanted that to happen. A very good reason if you're asking me, like my last 2 brain cells fighting each other when It's late and doesn't want to let me sleep. While this motherfucker was yelling and running for his life, he got on the teacher's desk and started doing the pose of fucking a girl in the rider position style and kept yelling 'Lia!'. Yup, very mature, very mature. In the first bench was Lexi Smith (a fake last name too) and started crying thinking he was meaning to fuck her. Ashley, the next colleague in the bench said 'Come on Lia, don't be upset. Don't cry.'. I felt bad too if you're asking me. After the fun stopped, the next day, Lexi Smith came at school with her mom to talk with our Romanian class 'diriginta' (that's like a supervisor or boss if we can say) to tell what happened. Then when Alex came in class, because surprise, he was late, 'diriginta' told Alex to stand up and explain the situation and why he did it. Alex seeing in what situation he is in and with 'the carrot stuck in with the leaves' (a romanian proverb), he replied 'But how about Funtime3Freddy3, he cursed like crazy too in class and watching Junimea jokes with Freddy the Games at his house. Or how about...', he started snitching everyone who did bad stuff as well. The 'diriginta' made me stand up with everyone else and called our parents. And guess who the fuck had a whooping? I'm letting you guys to make the full picture.

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